I have a rating system for how my pug wakes me up in the mornings. If she just sits on me and stares at me until I wake up, great. If my twilight pug bastes me with her tongue (I swear she's preparing me for breakfast), ok. But more often than I'd like, she wakes me up with a close-up view of her pug butt and stinky farts. Not good.
I am the Bella to my pug's Edward. I must smell super delicious to her because lately she has been sniffing my arms and legs and licking me like crazy. Seriously. I think she's basting and preparing me for dinner. It gets a bit annoying having a lil vampire pug constantly licking me but I guess I can't help it if I'm just so enticing to my pug. On a random note, my sister and I convinced my mom to read the Twilight series which she loved until the last book which she said was, "gross."
