Friday, June 20, 2014
Yesterday the human said it was getting too hot for our usual comforter and she replaced it with a new coverlet! Noooooooooo!!!!!! I don't care how hot it gets, I need my usual, old comforter and its green cover with the bleach stain on the upper right corner.
This new coverlet doesn't smell right and it has no pug hairs on it! It's also not as soft or as squishy as our old comforter. This sucks! So what if I wake everyone up from my panting when I get overheated under the covers? So what if I make the human sweat like crazy when I glom onto her like a backpack? None of this is a big deal so I don't see why we can't just keep our tried and true comforter with its green cover. I tried staying on our old comforter for as long as possible, even when it was on the floor, but then the human pushed me off and put it away.
Sunny doesn't even seem that upset about all this. It's like we didn't have that beloved comforter for our entire lives here. Oh well, I guess I'll have to put up with this thin, unsoft, unfun coverlet until summer's over.
I hate it.
NO. Change is wrong! Change is scary! Change is bad!!!
I must be strong in front of Rosy and show no weakness or sadness. I will put up with this new coverlet on the bed and wait until fall when we can have our trusty old comforter back. I pray that this will be a short summer.
Tuesday, June 17, 2014
Thursday, June 12, 2014
I hate Sunny! I hate her so much! She's the meanest sister in the world and I'm never speaking to her again!
Every time I get really excited while playing with a favorite toy, she comes barging in and steals my toy away. She does this all the time, even when she doesn't really like the toy. I've seen her snatch a toy from me and pretend to play with it only to get tired of it a couple minutes later. She just wants it because I love it! I hate Sunny!
MINE. All these toys are mine. They were mine before the interloper arrived and they always will be mine. Every toy that was, and ever will be, in this home is mine. Rosy may borrow a toy from time to time, but only for as long as I deem appropriate. Because they are all MINE.
Thursday, June 5, 2014
Sunny and I are best friend sisters. We hang out so much and we're so close that we're even starting to look alike! Everyone gets such a kick out of how both of our tongues naturally stick out all the time. You can tell right away from looking at us that we're best friend sisters. Boopity boop boop boop!
The only thing worse than having an annoying sidekick following me everywhere and harassing me all the time, is having one that copies everything I do! I have certain expressions that I've mastered for optimal treat and petting reactions. I'm known for my trademark tongue sticking out look, called "Boop Steel." This is MY thing. And now Rosy has been sticking her tiny tongue out and claiming that it happens all the time naturally. Well, that is a bald-faced lie! I've seen her using her paws to pull out her tongue when she thinks no one is looking. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery but I say it's the most disingenuous form of sycophancy!