Dear Diary,
There's only one thing I love more than my toys and Sunny, and that's FOOD! I will do anything for a bite of deliciousness, especially human food deliciousness! It just seems totally unfair that humans get to eat so many different things with fun flavors and textures and then they feed us boring ol dog food.
What is this chocolate that they keep talking about and yet refuse to share with us?! What about sharing some of that yummy smelling garlic and onions getting stir-fried on the stove top?! Feed me grapes like I'm a queen!
Sunny is terrible at begging and just sits in the kitchen doing nothing. WRONG. You have to be loud and aggressive - remind the human that you're there and you want that food! The squeaky wheel gets the oil and I'm always the squeakiest wheel in the kitchen! I also like to make my presence known by digging my little paws into the human's legs, triggering certain pressure points to help persuade the human to feed me. That always gets the human's attention and she'll dance around while making excited noises.
Every day is a new opportunity to eat more delicious things. Challenge accepted!
XOXO,
Rosy
(Human editor's note: Sunny and Rosy do not get fed chocolate, garlic, onions, grapes, or other human foods that are bad for dogs.)
paws of pain! My Sophie and Amelia shares theirs with me often!
ReplyDelete& don't forget the calf bump (running into the back of calves) Yoshi does this frequently and it makes me laugh every time. It's almost like he has no clue that being in my way is a bad thing.
ReplyDeleteaww love rosy's tactics especially the "feed me grapes like a queen!" line hehe.
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