Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Waking Up - Great, Ok and Not Good

I have a rating system for how my pug wakes me up in the mornings.  If she just sits on me and stares at me until I wake up, great.  If my twilight pug bastes me with her tongue (I swear she's preparing me for breakfast), ok.  But more often than I'd like, she wakes me up with a close-up view of her pug butt and stinky farts.  Not good.

4 comments:

  1. LOL! Funny how they never seem to think those farts stink! Nothing will get you out of bed faster though, gotta give it to 'em for that, lol!

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  2. Haha true true! If I could only turn stinky pug farts into a new alarm clock and patent it, I'm sure I could make a fortune.

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  3. Haha! Mine barfed under the covers and then I rolled in it...thinking maybe there should be a forth category but what to name it....

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  4. Hahaha that fourth category sounds horrible! :O Luckily I haven't had to deal with that yet. I think my ears are super sensitive to that telltale gagging sound just before the barfing begins. And luckily that hasn't been an issue recently (knock on wood!).

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